Post 401

Residents of Portglenone were stunned this week to learn that Eurospar had been broken into for the second time in only a couple of weeks. Reports that a sum of cash and a quantity of cigarettes had been stolen, quickly plummeted locals into a deep despair.

The panic was however short lived as a fresh delivery of tobacco was hastily organised with only Benson & Hedges ’10 packs’ being unavailable throughout the early part of Monday.

Congratulations to all the emergency response units involved for averting a more extreme crisis.


4 thoughts on “Post 401

  1. The incident also highlights the sad increase in the namby pamby society, 10 packets of Warhorse Plug were left untouched. Sherlock McCombs would turn in his grave, if he was dead.

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