The Adventures of The Big Blue Star – Chapter 16
Have you been enjoying the recent dry spell?
Well, we can tell you who hasn’t been enjoying it and that’s the village’s new Blue Star Sperm Bank who this week released the output figures for their first month in business. Despite a steady rise in the first week with fluid returns, productivity failed to remain rigid with progress now being described as ‘limp’.
A spokesman told us, “I don’t wish to be too hard-on the men of Portglenone and indeed, in the first few days they seemed really up for the job. Since then there has been a softening in attitude which doesn’t seem to respond to the normal stimuli.”
He continued, “We see no option other than to start from the bottom up, so with that in mind, we are proud to announce the launch of a new fitness regime which we hope will see the males of the area pulling together in large numbers once again!”