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Police are investigating allegations of racism within the hallowed walls of Portglenone Monastery.

It has been claimed that the brothers there have been applying apartheid rules to their regular displays of ‘The Conga’. It appears those who are not male and over 132 years of age are being cast to the back of the dancing trains.


As the members of the community traditionally perform ‘Agadoo’ and the ‘Hokey Cokey’ in closed session, we find ourselves unable to comment further concerning their racial attitude in these rituals.




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