As of 9 o’clock this morning (Standard Tully Time) our site has had a grand total of 9,921 visitors.
This is a remarkable feat considering that we only started in June, the fact that only 9,640 of those visitors were myself and wide availability of internet porn. That’s not even to mention that Portglenone has but a sane population of 114.
To mark the upcoming milestone of out 10,000th visitor, we are offering a veritable ‘goody-bag’ of prizes to the lucky surfer.
Prizes will include;
1. An adhesive blue-star, sperm bank badge
2. A full, intimate health check-up from our experts at ‘Doctor’s Corner’
3. Your very own, hand painted, congratulatory bed-sheet, erected at the head of the town
4. A sneak preview of the upcoming ‘Newton Corner Joke’
5. All expenses paid weekend in Clady Timber
6. A lifetime supply of hilarious Lynn family name puns
7. The unyielding respect of your peers
Winners will be announced when a carve-up of the prizes has been agreed