Sad that we have to do this in our centenary post but we would nevertheless, like to take this opportunity to apologise to all our carrot-lidded readers for the unfortunate and ill-advised use of the phrase, “Copper-headed freaks” in a recent article.
We realise now that the comment was insensitive, insulting and cruel and we know that you can’t help being born with such a travesty of hair pigment. (Although you’ve got to admit there is something damned shady about a hell of a lot of you?)
We pledge that in all future editions, we will replace the word, ‘freak’ with the more appropriate, ‘abnormal’.
Typical ghastly ginger loser