Post 46

With the ongoing success of Derry’s year as ‘City of Culture’, Portglenone has emerged as one of the front-runners for the inaugural ‘Village of Thran’ which will be held throughout 2015.

They will face stiff competition for the honour from the likes of every village in Tyrone and the entire Glens of Antrim but Portglenone has jumped ahead of the field by cleverly refusing to enter.

A committee set up to manage the bid, disbanded after the first meeting and a spokesman refused to comment.

If successful, ‘Village of Thran’ could see thousands of tourists flood into…Portrush. Exact plans for the year are still shrouded in obtuseness but we can guarantee there’ll be face-paining and bouncy-cacti for the children.

Advertisements

One thought on “Post 46

  1. Bouncy-Cacti ? what sort of pricks came up with that idea.? and I was wondering why I could’nt find any red,white or blue paint in Low-gams shap.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s