Ever wondered what’s on the minds of the good people of Portglenone?
Well wonder no longer. Using covert recording equipment, secreted in the town’s bus shelter, researchers were able to construct this ‘tag cloud’ which represents the most common topics being discussed.
Portglenone 
pmsl just saw anal :0
He left the ‘b’ out of banal. He normally puts the ‘b’ in anal.
No I’m not having it, I resemble these remarks !!!!!!!
Facebook called, they want their exclamation marks back.
and no mention of a heur, not to be confused with hewers like they have in the midrift between towns and places of interest in the local area. Unless ‘ducks’ is the current PC term for heeuuur.
Okay then, the recording lasted for three-quarters of an heur. Happy?