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Glenone man, Clement Hill made medical history last month when he became the first person to undergo a full postmortem examination whilst still being alive.

The procedure was part of a study being conducted which it is hoped will assist doctors in understanding the complex medical requirements of men in the village.

Preliminary results showed that ‘Glenone Man’ was made up of 60% Oxygen, 25% Carbon, 7% Hydrogen, 3% Nitrogen, 2% pasties from Big Steve’s Chippy, 2% Indolence and 2% poor arithmetic.


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